fuck mark zuckerberg. that asshole is taking one of my best bitches and her perfect baby away from me. 

…which i’ve known was likely/definite for over a month now, but tonight it just really hit me like a ton of bricks. 

i was talking to parker about something completely unrelated and then ten seconds later, totally out of the blue, i started crying about my baby girl being swiped from me. 

and i hate to be that girl who’s like, “i know i’m engaged to a total dreamboat and i have a bitchin’ job and stellar family and friends and am at the top of my feshionz game, but feel bad for meeeeee…” 

but… feel bad for meeeeee!

because i’ve really thought a lot lately about how hard it can be to find girl friends who really GET you, and how it’s probably definitely a lot harder to do that as a married lady because girls just write you off and assume you don’t want to hang out (GUILTY), so i’m just terrified that there’ll be this huge gaping hole in my friend group in austin, and then paige (another one of my best bitches here) will deuce out and move to cali or london or dubai, and it’ll be just me and brookie and we’ll be all sad together. whomp whomp. 

so what i’m trying to say is: i want to quit facebook because mark zuckerberg is personally trying to ruin my life.