February 2012
9 posts
“i’ll be your emmylou and i’ll be your june
if you’ll be my...”
– first aid kit
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sarah michelle gellar
vince vaughn
kat dennings
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homeschooling
is bullshit.
i'm two episodes into the aidan shaw days
and i’m already
ALREADY (!!!)
pissed as hell that carrie ends up with big.
dammit dammit dammit.
January 2012
20 posts
other awesome cameos at the moment
elizabeth banks (!!!)
john slattery
the guy that plays dennis duffy
EDIT: and alanis morissette
will arnett was on sex and the city.
WILL ARNETT WAS ON SEX AND THE CITY.
WILL ARNETT WAS ON SEX AND THE CITY.
Wow, S&TC was ahead of the curve on the...
Stanford: How can you not have a shrink? This is Manhattan! Even the shrinks have shrinks. I have three.
Carrie: You do not!
Stanford: I do! One for when I want to be coddled, one for when I want "tough love," and one for when I just want to look at a really beautiful man.
Carrie: Well that's sick.
Stanford: Which is why I see the other two. You want a name?
Carrie: Oh no, Miranda's shrink referred me to one... a Dr. Ellen Greenfield?
Stanford: DR. G! OH MY GOD! SHE IS HOT HOT HOT! GWYNETH PALTROW SEES HER!
Carrie: Why does she go to a shrink?
Stanford: She suffers from high self-esteem.
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“Absolutely. I cried (HARD) when prim’s name got called bcuz, u no, little women...”
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Hey, sucks for all y’all that don’t have big sisters who a) appropriately responds to my tween texts, b) would offer themselves as tribute for the hunger games and c) coin hella on-point terms like “Little Women syndrome” (in which one cries irrationally hard at any sister death in a movie)....
last thing, i swear:
miranda and steve.
i never…
i just…
…so sweet.
also, the sex & the city visual gag on 30 rock this week. i died.
it’s like tina fey knew that target would have twin packs of sex & the city seasons on sale for $20, and that i’d be watching episodes every night while i go to sleep and every morning while i get ready, and that i’d get a hearty chuckle out of the sad knock-off girls.
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i can only suspend my disbelief so far.
carrie, samantha, and miranda wouldn’t hang out with charlotte. they just wouldn’t.
it just doesn’t add up.
my feelings every new year's eve are as follows:
why the hell is everyone wearing the same exact black bandage dress?
…and the same 6-inch platform hooker shoes?
…and the same unnatural orangey spray tan?
…and the same hideous grey-blue-black bruised-looking smokey eye makeup? is that look still in? really? REALLY?
this has been a good year. i’m sort of sad to see it go.
2012
is the year that i:
marry parker (!!!)
learn to use my sewing machine
cook more often
try more new foods (learned to love thai and indian in 2011)
keep upping my game in every way
December 2011
26 posts
drinkyourjuice:
The Middle East — Blood
Starts...
HIMYM and baking beer bread are a decent way to spend an evening alone. Not great, but decent.
fuckerberg
fuck mark zuckerberg. that asshole is taking one of my best bitches and her perfect baby away from me.
…which i’ve known was likely/definite for over a month now, but tonight it just really hit me like a ton of bricks.
i was talking to parker about something completely unrelated and then ten seconds later, totally out of the blue, i started crying about my baby girl being swiped...
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