January 2012
8 posts
my feelings every new year's eve are as follows:
why the hell is everyone wearing the same exact black bandage dress?
…and the same 6-inch platform hooker shoes?
…and the same unnatural orangey spray tan?
…and the same hideous grey-blue-black bruised-looking smokey eye makeup? is that look still in? really? REALLY?
this has been a good year. i’m sort of sad to see it go.
2012
is the year that i:
marry parker (!!!)
learn to use my sewing machine
cook more often
try more new foods (learned to love thai and indian in 2011)
keep upping my game in every way
December 2011
26 posts
drinkyourjuice:
The Middle East — Blood
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HIMYM and baking beer bread are a decent way to spend an evening alone. Not great, but decent.
fuckerberg
fuck mark zuckerberg. that asshole is taking one of my best bitches and her perfect baby away from me.
…which i’ve known was likely/definite for over a month now, but tonight it just really hit me like a ton of bricks.
i was talking to parker about something completely unrelated and then ten seconds later, totally out of the blue, i started crying about my baby girl being swiped...
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November 2011
28 posts
i love how school principals
use wearing jeans as a carrot to motivate their staff to do something.
“volunteer at the school dance and you can wear jeans for a week.”
“help out at the veteran’s day breakfast and you can wear jeans on thursday AND friday!”
“cover a class period for a teacher who unexpectedly got sick this morning, and you can wear jeans all next week!”
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Watchchambergambit:
Snow White and the Huntsman - Trailer
ell
oh
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…like kristen stewart could ever dream of being more beautiful than charlize theron.
nice try.
